Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!! DDR WINS!

[Sage]

Optimius Prime: giant monkey

*Cries*

NOOOOOOOO!

Not Optimius PrimAL....

That fucktard can burn in hell!

I'm talkin' 'bout PRIME, man!

You know... turns into a Big Rig? Says "Autobots: Transform and Roll out!"

Come on man!

all of them kick ass

[Soma]

...
Primal was the best written prime that we've ever had, as far as the 'toons go. Little too zen in Beast Machines, but Beast Wars was pure class.

[God Of Rock]

Battle 01: Optimius Prime -VS- Cobra Commander-CC
Battle 02: Yu-Gi-Oh! -VS- Magic: The Gathering-M:TG
Battle 03: Master Chief -VS- Mega Man (Rock Man)-MC
Battle 04: Cloud -VS- Tidus-C
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse -VS- Bugs Bunny-BB
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution -VS- In The Groove-DDR
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles -VS- Pocky-R
Battle 08: Game Boy Dual Screen -VS- Playstation Pocket-No
Battle 09: Superman (N64) -VS- Aquaman (XBox)-No
Battle 10: Jesus -VS- Brian Ho-BH
Battle 11: The Da Vinci Code -VS- Memiors of a Geisha-DVC
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime -VS- Action/Violence Anime-C/LA
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker -VS- Growing Popularity of NASCAR-N
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van -VS- The General Lee-GL
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink -VS- Full Throttle Energy Drink-Bawls
Battle 16: Ebonics -VS- 1337-No

[Gumby]

Battle 01: I don't know what either of those are
Battle 02: MTG all the way
Battle 03: Mega man (I think??)
Battle 04: meh i never was a fan either
Battle 05: Gotta be tha Bugs
Battle 06: DDR for eva!
Battle 07: I loves teh ramen
Battle 08: PSP
Battle 09: errr the first one?
Battle 10: B-Ho >> Jesus
Battle 11: haven't read either
Battle 12: I hate all anime
Battle 13: Poker pwns NASCAR
Battle 14: that's a tough one but i'd have to go with the General Lee
Battle 15: Energy drinks are one of the dumbest fads to hit america. I'll give it to Red Bull for being the first.
Battle 16: Ebonics -VS- 1337

[tang]

Similar to GoR's User Battle, only the battle is between abstract consepts.

First round's Lineup!


Battle 01: Optimius Prime -VS- Cobra Commander
Battle 02: Yu-Gi-Oh! -VS- Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Master Chief -VS- Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Cloud -VS- Tidus
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse -VS- Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution -VS- In The Groove
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles -VS- Pocky
Battle 08: Game Boy Dual Screen -VS- Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64) -VS- Aquaman (XBox)
Battle 10: Jesus -VS- Brian Ho
Battle 11: The Da Vinci Code -VS- Memiors of a Geisha
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime -VS- Action/Violence Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker -VS- Growing Popularity of NASCAR
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van -VS- The General Lee
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink -VS- Full Throttle Energy Drink
Battle 16: Ebonics -VS- 1337

And YES!

1)I do have too much time on my hands.

Optimus
2)I have only played yu gi oh :/
3) Mega Man..cha.
4) Cloud
5) bugs all the way
6)DDR!!!
7) pocky...chocolate..not strawberry
8 ) PSP
9) uhh.....
10) Jesus...
11) the Da Vinci Code
12) thats a toughy... but love/cutsie...wait, violent..shit i dunno.
13) egh poker is better
14) ???
15) Full Throttle, but Bawls and Monster are waaayyy better.
16) 1337...I don't understand ebonics

[Secef]

Optimus Prime: C'mon, he's a Transformer!
MTG: I've at least liked MTG at some point in my life.
Mega Man: No contest. Mega Man has been one of my favorite video game characters for well over a decade.
Cloud: Lesser of two evils.
Bugs Bunny: I don't like either much, but Bugs Bunny's voice is far less grating on my nerves. Plus he's done the occasional funny thing.
ITG: One day of play was all I needed to convince me of this.
Pocky: Kinda like a really thin Kit Kat Bar. Pocky is usually good despite the flavor whereas I only like super-spicy ramen.
DS: I'm a big fan of the two screens.
Superman: Despite this being one of the worst games ever made, who honestly wants to be Aquaman? I mean, c'mon... it's Aquaman.
Jesus: If it came down to a freestyling contest, I think Jesus would have some really crazy tricks that would move the crowd to tears.
I've read neither book, sadly.
Action/Violence: I do like cutesy anime, but I scarcely enjoy the love-centered ones. I do enjoy wanton violence on the whole, however. =D
Growing Popularity of Poker: I. Hate. NASCAR.
Mr. T's Van: I pity da foo who thinks the Duke mobile could take Mr. T's van.
I loathe energy drinks
Ebonics: I don't like either much, but I find ebonics to amusing to some extent (80's hiphop slang, the whole "izzle-bizzle," and the phrase "ghetto fabulous"), whereas 1337 is just plain annoying. (this coming from the guy whose AIM name is l33tSecef >_<)

[Jinchuu]

Battle 01: Optimius Prime - Everyone knows Cobra just plain fails.
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering - Least there isn't a M:TG anime.
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man) - MC is about as bleh as you get.
Battle 04: Cloud - No Emo heroes plz.
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse - That mouse is an evil megalomaniac.
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution - Never played In the Groove
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles - Pocky's always the same
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket - Never played either, but PSP looks more interesting to me.
Battle 09: Superman (N64) - As much fun as talking to fish is, this game wins from being able to give anyone who plays it a tumor.
Battle 10: Brian Ho - Just cause.
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha - Eh.. yeah.
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime - Cutesy/love anime is always the same too.
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of NASCAR - At least there's something interesting there. I mean, why sit around and watch people play cards?
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van - Mr. T rains victorious over all.
Battle 15: Full Throttle Energy Drink - meh.
Battle 16: Ebonics -VS- 1337 - I refuse to even answer this one out of contempt for both.

[SoDeepPolaris]

Battle 01: Optimius Prime
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man
Battle 04: Cloud
Battle 05: Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: In The Groove
Battle 07: Pocky
Battle 08: Playstation PORTABLE, not pocket
Battle 09: neither
Battle 10: Brian Ho, I'm an atheist, what can I say?
Battle 11: na
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van, cause he pity tha fool
Battle 15: na, I prefer not to drink straight caffeine unless it's Jolt Cola
Battle 16: 1337 fo shizzle

[hascoolnickname]

what's with all these people leaving number 1 blank?
too lazy to type rest...

[Fagulous]

Similar to GoR's User Battle, only the battle is between abstract consepts.

First round's Lineup!


Battle 01: Optimius Prime -VS- Cobra Commander
Battle 02: Yu-Gi-Oh! -VS- Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Master Chief -VS- Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Cloud -VS- Tidus
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse -VS- Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution -VS- In The Groove
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles -VS- Pocky
Battle 08: Game Boy Dual Screen -VS- Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64) -VS- Aquaman (XBox)
Battle 10: Jesus -VS- Brian Ho
Battle 11: The Da Vinci Code -VS- Memiors of a Geisha
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime -VS- Action/Violence Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker -VS- Growing Popularity of NASCAR
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van -VS- The General Lee
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink -VS- Full Throttle Energy Drink
Battle 16: Ebonics -VS- 1337

And YES!

I do have too much time on my hands.

Optimus, no contest.

Yu-Gi-Oh it still appeals to small children, so they can get away with printing retarded crap and it still be cool, and they have a toy line.

Mega-man if it's MegaManX if not Master chief.

Tidus, he's an etheral spirit made from dreams of the dead, I mean come on.

....nevermind I'm bored already.

[Grubb]

...
Primal was the best written prime that we've ever had, as far as the 'toons go. Little too zen in Beast Machines, but Beast Wars was pure class.

Uuugh...

...I'll let you get away with it for now. I'll just assume you didn't grow up in the 80's like I did.

[Grubb]

This Round's Results!


Battle 01: Optimius Prime
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man
Battle 04: Cloud
Battle 05: Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64)
Battle 10: Brian Ho
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink
Battle 16: Ebonics

Time for Round 2!

*Randomizes Contestants*

Battle 17: Ebonics -VS- Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Battle 18: Brian Ho -VS- Optimus Prime
Battle 19: Growing Popularity of Poker -VS- Ramen Noodles
Battle 20: Playstation Pocket -VS- Red Bull Energy Drink
Battle 21: Cloud -VS- Bugs Bunny
Battle 22: Magic: The Gathering -VS- Superman (N64)
Battle 23: Action/Violence Anime -VS- Mega Man
Battle 24: Memiors of a Geisha -VS- Dance Dance Revolution

[Mr. Worm]

EDIT: One minute too late.

Battle 17: Ebonics
Battle 18: Optimus Prime
Battle 19: Ramen Noodles
Battle 20: Red Bull Energy Drink
Battle 21: Bugs Bunny
Battle 22: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 23: Action/Violence Anime
Battle 24: Dance Dance Revolution

[dancing queen iu]

This Round's Results!


Battle 01: Optimius Prime
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man
Battle 04: Cloud
Battle 05: Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64)
Battle 10: Brian Ho
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink
Battle 16: Ebonics

Time for Round 2!

*Randomizes Contestants*

Battle 17: Ebonics -VS- Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Battle 18: Brian Ho -VS- Optimus Prime
Battle 19: Growing Popularity of Poker -VS- Ramen Noodles
Battle 20: Playstation Pocket -VS- Red Bull Energy Drink
Battle 21: Cloud -VS- Bugs Bunny
Battle 22: Magic: The Gathering -VS- Superman (N64)
Battle 23: Action/Violence Anime -VS- Mega Man
Battle 24: Memiors of a Geisha -VS- Dance Dance Revolution

ebonics
brian ho
poker (once again, ramen is retarded and people only like it because it's salty and asian)
psp
bugs bunny
magic the gathering
mega man
memoirs of a geisha

[Soma]

...
Primal was the best written prime that we've ever had, as far as the 'toons go. Little too zen in Beast Machines, but Beast Wars was pure class.

Uuugh...

...I'll let you get away with it for now. I'll just assume you didn't grow up in the 80's like I did.

I'm 22, lived on the show (along with GI Joe, Masters of the Universe, Thundercats and M.A.S.K.) when they hit syndication. I've got all the episodes on tape, and as much as I hate to say it, they're shit. Shitty shit shit. One of those things that you recall as wonderful, but don't hold up to an adult's taste; Tons of plotholes, terrible dialogue, and inconsistant characterizations (when said characters weren't outright stereotypes ;p) should pretty much ruin it for anyone that got out of the k-6 reading level. The movie, of course, is an exception, and manages to be pretty damn good despite it's aging.

Beast wars, on the other hand (if we disregard the first season), actually had ongoing plot threads and tons of character development across the board.

Now that I've written a thesis, onto my votes for the new round!

Mr.T's Van- Fo Shnizzle.
OP- While I've seen Ho turn into a transvestite, it's still not a badass semi. I'm down with OpP.
Ramen- Belly fulfillment over cheap laughs.
PSP- While both handheld, only one entertains as well.
Cloud- I seem to be the only person that wanted Fudd to whack the wabbit.
M:tG\Supes- Way too dorky to vote either way.
Anime- They still make good shows, they haven't made a good mega man game in years.
DDR- Who needs intellectual enrichment?