Let's Make Baby Jesus Cry!

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:55 pm

I say in when im speaking, rarely typed. But when I do its vag

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:53 pm

Potter wrote:I say in when im speaking, rarely typed. But when I do its vag

Yeah, I've never typed it until just this last post. How sad. XD

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:53 am

okay well waht about this

your mom has ass sex with a dog
and the dog's penis goes up your mom's asshole
and then
your mom's asshole gets infected because dogs have germs adn don't bathe regularly
and then
her ass swells up to like the size of a crab soccer ball (those huge HUGE ones)
and she can't fit in the car anymore
and her ass is red by this point and pulsating
and she can't wear pants
she has to wear bedsheets like a skirt
and then she finally goes to get it taken care of
and all they do is just pop the sore and like it pops all this pus
but then you realize
the pus is actually dog jizz and your mom's shit and blood mixed together

malictus · Post by **malictus** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:16 am

dancing queen iu wrote:okay well waht about this

your mom has ass sex with a dog
and the dog's penis goes up your mom's asshole
and then
your mom's asshole gets infected because dogs have germs adn don't bathe regularly
and then
her ass swells up to like the size of a crab soccer ball (those huge HUGE ones)
and she can't fit in the car anymore
and her ass is red by this point and pulsating
and she can't wear pants
she has to wear bedsheets like a skirt
and then she finally goes to get it taken care of
and all they do is just pop the sore and like it pops all this pus
but then you realize
the pus is actually dog jizz and your mom's shit and blood mixed together

Have you seen 'The Aristocrats' recently?

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:47 pm

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:33 am

What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:49 pm

sam · Post by **sam** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:11 am

i was gonna put this in random thoughts but it fits here better.

so i went tailgating at the iu/ku game today........with a 45 year old dude in our group...i got drunk and smoked pot with an old dude....GROW UP YEESH

nothing is more disturbing then hearing an old 45 year old fart talkin about how he licked some 19 year old chick's asshole.

bunnydreams · Post by **bunnydreams** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:45 am

sam wrote:i was gonna put this in random thoughts but it fits here better.

so i went tailgating at the iu/ku game today........with a 45 year old dude in our group...i got drunk and smoked pot with an old dude....GROW UP YEESH

nothing is more disturbing then hearing an old 45 year old fart talkin about how he licked some 19 year old chick's asshole.

okay I thought the dude was really cool till the end....eww dirty old man..

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:00 pm

sam wrote:i was gonna put this in random thoughts but it fits here better.

so i went tailgating at the iu/ku game today........with a 45 year old dude in our group...i got drunk and smoked pot with an old dude....GROW UP YEESH

nothing is more disturbing then hearing an old 45 year old fart talkin about how he licked some 19 year old chick's asshole.

Ewww....

Forget Jesus crying. You've got me crying tears of disgust. *wails*

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:20 am

malictus wrote:
dancing queen iu wrote:okay well waht about this

your mom has ass sex with a dog
and the dog's penis goes up your mom's asshole
and then
your mom's asshole gets infected because dogs have germs adn don't bathe regularly
and then
her ass swells up to like the size of a crab soccer ball (those huge HUGE ones)
and she can't fit in the car anymore
and her ass is red by this point and pulsating
and she can't wear pants
she has to wear bedsheets like a skirt
and then she finally goes to get it taken care of
and all they do is just pop the sore and like it pops all this pus
but then you realize
the pus is actually dog jizz and your mom's shit and blood mixed together
Have you seen 'The Aristocrats' recently?

Yeah. But that's not where I got it from. I just made it up.

Queefer · Post by **Queefer** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:22 pm

time to lock this up you hipocrites.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:52 pm

myles.......stfu

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:52 pm

Queefer wrote:time to lock this up you hipocrites.

Queefer!

God Damn You Queefer...

Haha, what are you doing here?

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:18 pm

baby jesus sucked a jolly rancher out of your mother's twat and accidentally ended up sucking on that herpes blister and now he has herpes

so if he's the son of god he's got lots of `splaining to doooo