I want me a dolphin with a killer laser beam strapped on it

sam · Post by **sam** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:29 pm

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 53,00.html

I WANT NOW DAMNIT

artists rendition of said dolphin

Jinchuu · Post by **Jinchuu** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:52 pm

Oh god, the dolphins will finally have their revenge, like that episode of The Simpsons.. just with laser beams.

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:23 am

oh shit...

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:49 am

Dolphins Evole Opposable Thumbs: "Oh Shit!" Says humanity.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315

Dolphins and the Military; What do you think?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37893

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:11 am

Gimme!

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:55 am

my girlfriend is obsessed with dolphins.... she got a kick out of that

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:10 pm

I'll take 10, and a large order of fries please.

Dyme · Post by **Dyme** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:20 pm

that is sexay.

The X · Post by **The X** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:33 pm

Now people will think twice when they say Dolphins aren't smart.

Fuzakeru · Post by **Fuzakeru** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:49 pm

Wish I could have swam with those dolphins instead of the regular ones.

Dyme · Post by **Dyme** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:50 pm

All i asked for was dolphins with freakin laser beams attached to their heads!

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:48 am

All I needed to see was 'Dolphin' 'Strap' and 'On' and I was there!!

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:49 am

God Of Rock wrote:All I needed to see was 'Dolphin' 'Strap' and 'On' and I was there!!

All they have to do is slide their dorsal fin over onto their ventral side, and then down.

...Of course, they'd have to swim upside down, then. XD

"And here you see a school of dolphins! And it appears as if we have one in the group using his dorsal fin as a sexual device. Dolphins ARE the smartest animals in the world, after all...."

V · Post by V » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:07 am

Jinchuu wrote:Oh god, the dolphins will finally have their revenge, like that episode of The Simpsons.. just with laser beams.

I KNEW that episode was actually gonna happen, but no one believed me...

...until now

.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:12 am

Well, the germans used to strap dolphins full of dynamite and have them kamikaze themselves at US boats and subs. So this isn't the first time dolphins have been up to shady business.