Chuck Norris

VinylPenguin · Post by **VinylPenguin** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:28 am

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Check out http://www.4q.cc/chuck/ for more awe inspiring Chuck Norris facts.

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:44 am

viewtopic.php?t=22&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=2385

sam · Post by **sam** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:09 am

thanks for ripping off sa once again indyddr

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:40 am

Pheadra wrote:viewtopic.php?t=22&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=2385

I was going to make a snide remark about how nobody reads all of random thoughts anymore

but then I realized that was close to the end

VinylPenguin · Post by **VinylPenguin** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:31 pm

My bad. Please Belete.

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:46 pm