Amazing Coffee.

sam · Post by **sam** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:01 pm

So I got some of those Wolfgang Puck self-heating coffees. HOLY SHIT THESE THINGS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL & GOOD!!!!!

I reccomend trying them out at least once, for the wow factor. The espresso latte is the one I got and it's delicious. It's so hot I can't drink it right now D:

UnLiMiTeDmAxX · Post by **UnLiMiTeDmAxX** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:46 pm

Dude, I know what you're talking about. I used to work at Peytons Northern, a distributor for Kroger, and I got the 5 finger discount on those everyday during the winter

. Best one is Mocha, but french vanilla was good too.

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:42 am

Round 2:

The bottom part did something odd and a liquid oozed out. Hearing crazy stories of possible burns I decked myself in chem wharrr and cleaned it up like it was radioactive. I sent an email to the distibutors. Maybe I'll get a free one for my troubles :<

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:36 am

Round Three.

Another failure. These things are shit. I emailed the manufacturer. Upon closer inspection these bottles appear to have been mamed by one of the machines. Fucking piece of shit

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:26 am

So I'm confused. These coffees... Are they like the kind where you pull a little string and it warms itself?

Do they work kind of like the military's MREs?

That's what I'm guessing, anyway... Share!

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:49 pm

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:So I'm confused. These coffees... Are they like the kind where you pull a little string and it warms itself?

Do they work kind of like the military's MREs?

That's what I'm guessing, anyway... Share!

same idea as MRE's except MREs use Magnesium Iron Oxide and this stuff used Calcium Oxide (much safer) Plus temperature difference is fairly different. It's actually really innovative

CaO is way more cost efficient to synthesize. But then again, so is TNT if you have the right materials

(nitric acid benzene, acetylene, sodium, liquid ammonia) nuff said

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:29 pm

got a response from the manufacturers. They're going to send me replacement ones for free!! They're letting me try out some new ones they haven't distributed to stores yet!

Yummers Hot Chocolate for kids and kids-at-heart

Decadent - a line of gourmet hot chocolate and teas for adults. Decadent is available in classic hot chocolate, mint hot chocolate, and chai tea latte.

I asked for decadent classic & mint

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:54 pm

sam wrote:got a response from the manufacturers. They're going to send me replacement ones for free!! They're letting me try out some new ones they haven't distributed to stores yet!

Yummers Hot Chocolate for kids and kids-at-heart

Decadent - a line of gourmet hot chocolate and teas for adults. Decadent is available in classic hot chocolate, mint hot chocolate, and chai tea latte.

I asked for decadent classic & mint

hmmm...*shifty eyes* wow I think that happened to me too *goes to write a letter*

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:17 pm

i have to ship back the faulty products because they want to see how the deployment thingies messed up

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:04 pm

I have no idea what you're talking about in this thread.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:10 pm

sam wrote:i have to ship back the faulty products because they want to see how the deployment thingies messed up

oops, I threw mine away

DjKARL · Post by **DjKARL** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:39 pm

would it be bad if you ate one?

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:38 am

Where do you get these things? I've never heard of them, but then I'm not a big coffee drinker, so I probably never bothered to notice them.

I'm a Chai Tea fan myself.

letshavetea · Post by **letshavetea** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:28 am

I dont like tea... or coffee

sam · Post by **sam** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:03 am

you can get the coffee ones at kroger in the coffee isle