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Chuck Norris Facts.

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Since Chuck Norris has all the sudden become a major badass, let's get some Chuck Norris facts going up in here.

A recent study shows that antibacterial soap kills 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of what ever the fuck he wants.

When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was
10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake
before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

keep this going.
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no don't...really don't.
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Post by Green Tea »

sam wrote:no don't...really don't.
seconded

Chuck Norris Fans don't know that they say the exact same jokes on every single forum and it makes everyone hate Chuck Norris.
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Riot facts instead.
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Post by IxI I skate IxI »

What are riot facts? Hold on...



Yeah you're right I just did a search on google about chuck norris facts...but oh well, some of them are funny at least
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts.

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They were funny about 2 years ago.
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...nah, they weren't even funny then.
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hey check out this website it has him in it it really really funny


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
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Your weapons can't harm me! Don't you know who I am?
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yea, I remember reading them in like 03, And even then they were shit, now i want to piss on people at my school who walk around quoting all of them trying to sound cool. Its really gay.


haha your profile says your a smirrnoff ice drinker, and if I remember right your younger than I am. Kids these days are so cool and rebelious :roll:
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whats better than this stuff, is the fensler GI JOE films.
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lol
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Chuq Fat wrote:whats better than this stuff, is the fensler GI JOE films.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MsfFoBh ... ut%20bitch

similar style pretty good...watch at least until the xmen
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2884&q=n64

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