[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

[Riot]

OMG ROFLLLLLLL MERK. Wei forwarded that e-mail you sent to the entire Alumni e-mail list LOOOOOOOOOOL I AM DYING HERE


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Michael Merkler <mmerkler@umail.iu.edu>
Date: Tue, Oct 5, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Subject: Re: Homecoming 2010
To: Wei Liu <liu30@umail.iu.edu>


Dear son,

I will be there. Please have the fucking house clean because it
really, really reflects poorly on you guys to older alumni if your
house looks like shit. I'm sure you remember the story of Kaps in the
80s who begged the alumni for a house, got it, and then promptly
trashed the fuck out of it to the point where they got evicted.
Needless to say, those alumni were pissed.

Think of the alumni as a really, really hot chick. Would you take her
to your apartment/house if it had full garbage bags stacked 8 feet
high on your back porch? Assuming you want to touch some cooter, the
answer is no. So please - I want you to touch our collective cooter,
clean the fucking house. Yes this even means the garage.

Relay this message if need be. Also, if you ain't thuggin then you can GTFO.

Merk "Doesn't want to be disappointed" Merkler

----------------------------------

Please disregard the last email I sent regarding the cleanliness of
the house. That was meant for the active chapter. I apologize for the
mistake.

--
Wei Liu
Alumni Relations Officer - Kappa Delta Rho Nu Chapter
Kelley School of Business - Indiana University
Finance and Entrepreneurship Major

LOL

[chocobojoe]

MERK DOESN'T WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED

IT DOES AS IT'S TOLD

[Amp Divorax]

That E-Mail was nothing short of freakin awesome!

[Merk]

Yeah I can't believe he sent that out to a bunch of 40+ year old men either.

Oh well! We'll see what happens this weekend when we all gather for homecoming. Riot, I think I already know the answer, but are you coming down to B-Town for some fun times? Your dad can come too.

[Riot]

I think my parents are going, but I'm not. It's Meg's birthday so we're doing birthday stuff around here. Plus it's the end of the grading quarter and we have LOTS of crap to do. But hey touch some proverbial cooter for me.

[Fluffyumpkins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5scA6_9 ... r_embedded

?????

[Potter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5scA6_9 ... r_embedded

?????

FUCKING LOLLL





ps http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=440800788230

[Merk]

I never thought I would spend 3 hours manually removing Symantec registry keys today.

I also never thought I would have to reach in to the back of a toilet at work so I suppose there's a first time for everything.

[Ho]

Merk is a man who can get shit done!

[Riot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5scA6_9 ... r_embedded

?????

FUCKING LOLLL


ps http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=440800788230

I really like the leaf + color transition from like :47-:52 for some reason....

[Potter]

thx!

[Merk]

Riot,

Homecoming was pretty lame and probably the most uneventful and wasted weekend I've had in a long time. You were right in wedding a lady with a birthday that happens around this time of year.

I was indeed disappointed. I should have gone to Ho's. . .

[chocobojoe]

got an item in this new FF game on DS called "Merkmal"
it made me lol

[Fluffyumpkins]

Riot,

Homecoming was pretty lame and probably the most uneventful and wasted weekend I've had in a long time. You were right in wedding a lady with a birthday that happens around this time of year.

I was indeed disappointed. I should have gone to Ho's. . .

I haven't had a lot of fun in Bloomington since Roooit lived there.

[Riot]

I was the catalyst that keeps Bloomington exciting.

Actually I was the last living nerd who didn't wanna bro out at all. The only time I really ever had fun in KDR was doing nerdthangz with Chad, Seth, Merk and the oldies. But then I got angry when people left a bowl in the sink. Less beer, more mana potions please.