Baron of the Bemani Bordello: July 23rd is a gogogogo

[Fluffyumpkins]

Maybe we should change his name to 'Floppy'.

That's feels strangely appropriate.

[ImuyumI]

If it's happening the 16th, I guess I'll have to sit it out. Family obligations.

[Merk]

Hey guys, event is a go. Brian created a Facebook event for it. If you're baller then you got an invite. If you think Brian skipped you in error, make an angry post about it and we'll invite you and you'll eat some KFC next Saturday.

[Riot]

I ain't baller.

[Merk]

lol Brian never invites you to anything. I have no idea why - you're such a nice guy!

[Ho]

Riot is neither baller nor a nice guy. But alas, he was an oversight in this case. Sorry about that. Fixed.

[Riot]

Riot has neither balls and is not a nice guy. But alas, he was overweight in this case. Sorry about that. Fat.

I'm not sure I can go but....

[Merk]

Riot is neither baller nor a nice guy.

OK, not being a baller I can understand, but how is he not a nice guy? He rough and tumbles on the internet but he's a little angel in person. I don't think he's slighted anyone ever.

[Ho]

I'm handing out shit to everyone now. Get used to it.

[Merk]

Alright, since no one can go next weekend, does anyone have any objections to holding this on the 23rd?

[Ho]

I already let Merk know this...

The 23rd is Noblesville Street Dance. They have live music, dancing, and food vendors down on the town square from 5-11pm. I was thinking we could do the Baron event in the early afternoon and then go over to Street Dance afterward for food and dancing without arrows.

[Merk]

I'm guessing that since this is Noblesville that we'll be doing white people dances only? Imma throw down in a hoe down.

YOU SEE I DIDN'T MAKE THE OBVIOUS PUN AND SAY "HO-DOWN" BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE UNCOUTH.

[Merk]

But let's talk about this coming weekend. So we're presumably going to play poker, what game and stakes would you like to play?

I assume we're just going to dick around so $0.05 / $0.10 No-Limit Hold 'em with a $10 max buy-in is the standard choice. Would you like to make a new Facebook event? You can invite all your non bemani-buddies too since this is going to be a bro time.

[dr88]

Daniel, where would you like to eat?

Somewhere in Korea... I'm out of country until late August. I'll make sure to play lots of PIU, Technika, juBeat, Drummania V8, and this new thing called ReflecBeat (new to me, at least).

[Merk]

If the Facebook event is any indication, we'll probably have 6 players in this mofo. Here are my predictions, I'll gladly set a line and take an over / under on any of these.

Players:
Amp
Merk
Ho
John-Michael
Chad
Tim

IIDX:
Amp
Merk
John-Michael

DDR:
Chad
Amp
Merk

Pop'n:
Amp
Ho
Tim

Pump:
Tim
John-Michael
Ho

GF (I have no idea how this will turn out):
Ho
Merk
Tim

DM:
Merk
Ho
Chad (lolllll)

KBM:
Ho
John-Michael
Tim

Dancemaniax:
Ho
Tim
Chad

Grand totals:

Ho: 14
Amp: 8
Merk: 8
Tim: 8
John-Michael: 5
Chad: 5

I'm completely wrong on Ho but the scores will probably go something like this. All the little games that no one plays (KBM, GF, DMX) are pretty much a crapshoot and I gave Ho the benefit of the doubt.