Internet dating *or* grasping for love at end of one's rope

[Ho]

Also, fire.

[Fluffyumpkins]

A common theme in the women I have a high match percentage with is an interest in tall dudes with tattoos and beards. I'm somewhere between 5'11 and 6'0, which isn't really something I can change. I'm not really interested in getting a skull inked into my arm forever. I can, however, make an effort to let facial hair grow like wild dandelions in the springtime. It's been about a month or so, and here's what I'm working with. I'm going for a 100% neutral face, which looks more like a 110% serial rapist face. Try not to let this affect your opinion.

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Does this exclude a rugged masculinity that ignites the spark of arousal in our lizard-brains? Does it look like a mangled, feral animal that would best be put down? Is there something I should do to change the style?

What does IndyDDR think? Should I keep it or lose it? Should I tweet it or delete it?

[Ho]

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Make it awesome or shave it off.

[Potter]

keep it. I've noticed there's a fine line in women that indicates maturity, babby punXrocker chicks love the tattoos and beards, mature women that know what they want go for just the beards

[Merk]

Yeah women love beards because it shows your sexual virility and it makes a statement about how you're a grown ass man. If you can grow and keep a beard then by all means it is in your interest to do so.

If you have a chiseled jaw then do not grow a beard. If you have well-defined musculature then do not grow a beard.

[Fluffyumpkins]

These are incredibly interesting and amusing, Chad.
Have any of these people noticed you post these things?

As of this morning, yes. I'm going to stop posting names and links to profiles. I could see how someone outside of IndyDDR (i.e. everyone else on the planet) might think I'm being a cyberbully even if that isn't my aim. Nobody likes being bullied.

[Amp Divorax]

Fluffy, this may explain your situation! (NSFW due to language!)

[Merk]

I shit you not I just got this message:

"Hey, I saw that you like Dexter, which I'm actually watching right now. It's pretty awesome! lol "

Do I do the honest thing and tell her to stop watching or do I let this ride?

[Potter]

hahahahaha

[Riot]

Ride it out and catfish her.

[Fluffyumpkins]

I shit you not I just got this message:

"Hey, I saw that you like Dexter, which I'm actually watching right now. It's pretty awesome! lol "

Do I do the honest thing and tell her to stop watching or do I let this ride?

Tell her you find Dexter's character to be incredibly relatable. Then invite her over.

[Merk]

That's a neg

[WyomingMyst]

You I am kinda curious who unearthed this topic... I just wish I could find a few fun girls to date lately mainly because I have been suffering bad cabin fever.

[Fluffyumpkins]

OkCupid. Gotta get on OkCupid.

[WyomingMyst]

Hmm I will give it a try. Thanks for the tip.