Let's Troll

[Fluffyumpkins]

I've yet to find a nice repository of trolling comments and questions, so let's start one! The general format can be as follows:

Group you intend to troll: Comment, argument, question, whatever.

This doesn't need to stay political. Any comment that can get a rise out of a group of people is welcome. I think it's important to be aware of when you're being trolled. I've fallen victim to a troll's efforts before, and I think more exposure will help highlight a troll's true motivation.

Examples:
Liberals: Liberals want so many freaking handouts. They need to put that energy and passion into working.
Gun advocates: The only reason someone would buy a gun for their home is if they wanted to kill another human.
Contraception advocates: How hard it is to keep your legs closed?

[Merk]

IndyDDR: Oh look a bunch of has been pedophiles who can't let go of the past so they jerk each other off

IDM: *click* *whirrrrrrr* Look at me I want all the attention of a real ass musician with none of the talent *beep* *beeeeeeeep* *shart*

Pro-Choice groups: Yeah I agree with you we should legalize murder I don't see anything wrong with this

[Merk]

Let's be real pretty much all the good trolls are based in politics because that's the only thing people get really, really genuinely mad about. You don't see people picketing the Square-Enix corporate office for not releasing an updated version of Final Fantasy 7

[Merk]

Poor people: Maybe if you worked harder you wouldn't be so poor! Stop being so lazy!

[Fluffyumpkins]

Things like diet are also probably good candidates for trolling.

[Merk]

Yeah I lost a lot of weight and didn't spend a lot of money by just eating right and exercising!

[Flynn Scifo]

People like to troll me because I tend to take things seriously.

[Merk]

There's no shame in being passionate about something!

[Fluffyumpkins]

Only poor people go to libraries.

[Merk]

To be fair that's actually true though

[Merk]

[Fluffyumpkins]

Monster Town, hah.

[ImuyumI]

Yeah, this troll is lackluster in my opinion. We need a better troll.

[Merk]

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