Happy Birthday Merk

[Merk]

Thanks guys, here's to many more years of me and IndyDDR!

[Merk]

No one posts on the weekend but I did turn 29 this last Saturday.

Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.

[Ho]

Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.

HEY! My 30s have been pretty darn good overall.

Also, happy birthday! How'd you do at the casino?

[Merk]

I did not gamble a single dollar! You would think that as a gamblin' fool I would be all over the casino trying to win cash dollars but, meh, I decided to just hang out and watch other people gamble. I really like playing real-ass craps and poker but Indiana Grand only offers the electronic versions of those games which I do not like - if I'm going to gamble I'd prefer to do it on something I enjoy, you know?

[Ho]

We should go to the Horseshoe in Cincinnati. It's not that far away. It's non-smoking. It has real ass table games.

AND WE CAN PLAY PAIGOW!

[Merk]

Th.... They have Paigow?! WhaaaAAAAAAA?

I didn't think Paigow had enough interest outside of Vegas...

[MonMotha]

It has real ass-table games.

You did not hyphenate, so I have hyphenated for you. I hope I put it in the right place.

[Ho]

You did. Perhaps you saw that Samsung has real ass table games to test their phones.

[Ho]

I played a Konami slot machine at Indiana Grand. It was...very bright.

[Amp Divorax]

No one posts on the weekend but I did turn 29 this last Saturday.

Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.

I dunno, it seems the 30 somethings on here know how to have fun.

[Merk]

JESUS CHRIST I'M OLD AS FUCK

[Merk]

Oh shit I'm 33

Thirty Thrizzle

[Potter]

happy birthday nerddddd