Sex...and the discussion of it

Jizzon · Post by **Jizzon** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:14 am

Why do I get the feeling you'll never know...?

Chibi · Post by **Chibi** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:19 am

paulseskimoballs wrote:Sorry if this inappropriate....
....Are DDR girls better in bed?
.....

My three theorys are
1. she will be more limber and maybe even be "tighter"
2. because of her ability to play she has "loosened" up
3. makes no differance...its a stupid question... i still want to know your opinions though

I would test myself but i am taken.... dammit

Rules
1.You cant test the same girl... meaning if you were "dating" a girl and then you sucked her into ddr.. just doesnt work
2.one of the girls cannot be your first time... not a fair basis (optional.. say if so)
....
use your best judgment based solely on the actual sex

Hey girlz, lolz, letz see if didder boyz can keep it up better than other boyz. I mean onez that are TEH GOODZ at didder. not sum wigger who thinkz he can dancexor. mebbe all dat stamina helpz it not fallz over and get all itty bitty!!!!!111

Theoryzizz:
1. He willz have more stamina and hiz dick will pwnz everyting around!!!1
2. He will move better so's itll feelz leik wo.
3. Thiz is how Brian Ho gotz his enourmouseseses cock.

Rulez:
1. Recordz ur findingz. Tape it 2. Can go in teh indydidder gallery.
2. Itz gotta be boy/boy anal sex cuz didder is GAY!!!!111*

*Not to offend gay people, it's just a saying we have. If you're new here, you might be confused ^_~.

Mr. Worm · Post by **Mr. Worm** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:26 am

Sex...
I should try that one of these days. That's what college is for! XD

But, I should be involved with a lady friend. Sex should be kept as an expression of love. Abstinence is the safest mode, but I believe you have to "sample the fragrance before you buy the whole bottle."

Bad sex + wife forever = very, VERY bad

CaseyDidder · Post by **CaseyDidder** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:21 am

Mr. Worm wrote:Sex...
I should try that one of these days. That's what college is for! XD

But, I should be involved with a lady friend. Sex should be kept as an expression of love. Abstinence is the safest mode, but I believe you have to "sample the fragrance before you buy the whole bottle."

Bad sex + wife forever = very, VERY bad

poor kid. society has corrupted your mind.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:13 am

It has a way of doing that to people.

Post by Ho » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:31 am

Chibi wrote:...a delightfully hilarious parody of a recent post in this thread...

Thanks, Chibi. That is likely the funniest thing I'll read today.

See you at eastside tonight? Jizzon and I can test your theories. ^_~

Jizzon · Post by **Jizzon** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:25 am

'Fraid neither of us will be there tonight, Hizzy, not this time. Erin's at home healing from wisdom teeth extractions, and I got called on to cover a shift for someone who quit. And no, you're not testing that theory with her, good sir. She's gonna remain chaste/chased for now, especially from middle-schoolish DDR fanboy sex theories. And "Ho" free d= But I'm free after 9:30 >.>

Post by Ho » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:14 am

No worries...me testing her theories with her would violate her clearly specified rules.

Alas, I doubt I'll make Muncie tonight at that hour...perhaps next week then.

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:33 am

I would've tested it on my own....but I have an unfair advantage...I danced ballet for 15 years before really getting into DDR. I honestly dont think it makes a difference wether a DDR girl is better or worse in bed.

Speaking of sex.... Spazz raped me in the shower in the hotel last night...I told him I was waiting for marriage and he said 'yea right!'

..but then again..I was drunk.

Mr. Worm · Post by **Mr. Worm** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:42 am

CaseyDidder wrote:
Mr. Worm wrote:Sex...
I should try that one of these days. That's what college is for! XD

But, I should be involved with a lady friend. Sex should be kept as an expression of love. Abstinence is the safest mode, but I believe you have to "sample the fragrance before you buy the whole bottle."

Bad sex + wife forever = very, VERY bad
poor kid. society has corrupted your mind.

..Wait...everything I've heard and read is...

..wrong?

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:44 am

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Post by Ho » Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:22 pm

Pheadra wrote:I would've tested it on my own....but I have an unfair advantage...I danced ballet for 15 years before really getting into DDR.

OFF TOPIC: Funny you mention that. I have a friend who is a dance instructor at Arthur Murray. I introduced him to DDR one day. He played a game and did so-so. But by the second or third game he was starting to improve pretty quickly. I asked him what made the difference. His reply was, "I took everything I know about dance and put it out of my head." I was like, "Hahaha! Fair enough."

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:39 pm

Ho wrote:
Pheadra wrote:I would've tested it on my own....but I have an unfair advantage...I danced ballet for 15 years before really getting into DDR.
OFF TOPIC: Funny you mention that. I have a friend who is a dance instructor at Arthur Murray. I introduced him to DDR one day. He played a game and did so-so. But by the second or third game he was starting to improve pretty quickly. I asked him what made the difference. His reply was, "I took everything I know about dance and put it out of my head." I was like, "Hahaha! Fair enough."

lol yea, thats what I had to do as well. Thats why I went from standard to heavy in like a day...^_^

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:55 pm

SEX...

...Its what's for Dinner!

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:02 pm

I'm up for testing paulseskimoballs theory. Any girls up to try it out with me?