Sex...and the discussion of it

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:40 pm

And I'm still perplexed about these Germans.

Hoody2006 · Post by **Hoody2006** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:32 pm

My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.

I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance

Hey its relivant.

With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:01 pm

Hoody2006 wrote:
My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.

I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance
Hey its relivant.
With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action

You're so trendy.

CaseyDidder · Post by **CaseyDidder** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:25 pm

Hoody2006 wrote:
My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.

I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance
Hey its relivant.
With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action

calling the kettle black eh?

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:06 pm

dancing queen iu wrote:
Fagulous wrote:
Pheadra wrote: Ah...that explains it....

This one time I hooked up with this dude on-line, I get to his house, and he like offers me a drink. He doesn't say much and its kinda akward, as hes watching Jay Leno while rubbing my leg. We're making out, and he isn't very good at it. I suggest we go to the bedroom, to get it over with. He says we can't cause his 3 year niece is sleeping in thar.

I was all like ummm, no that ruined the mood, gotta go bye.
Goddamnit.

People like you give gay men a bad wrap.

Me = monogamous

eh whatever, guys are guys, we are pigs, just because its easy to look down on people from the high road, doesn't make it bad.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:07 pm

Hoody2006 wrote:
My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.

I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance
Hey its relivant.
With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action

You'd be surprised how much action stupid people get.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:08 pm

Yeah, just look at the population of the United States.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:13 pm

This one time, I was really drunk, and went to dees guyez house, and we did it.

One of thems said I had a 3-demisional brain, and then the other started yelling cause there was knives in the refrigerator. Then they started having a fist fight.

I left.

Remember you can learn from other people's stupidity.

Hoody2006 · Post by **Hoody2006** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:07 pm

You'd be surprised how much action stupid people get.

i guess that "stupid" routine works

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:19 pm

Hoody2006 wrote:
You'd be surprised how much action stupid people get.
i guess that "stupid" routine works

LYK OMG SUM1 ON TEH INTRAWEB HAS INSALTED MY INTELAHGANCE!!!!!!!! T_T T_T

MY SELF_ESTEAM HAST CRUMBLED LYKE DRIED LEEVES UNDUH SUM1S SHOO!!!! T_T T_T T_T

This one time this dude taught me how to give sloopy style blowjobs, it was messy, but I actually preffer it.

Also wrestling in olive oil is fun, but to all condom users out thar, don't have intercourse if you do that, it can make the condoms break.

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:20 pm

....shut up already.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:25 pm

Pheadra wrote:....shut up already.

I haven't said anything, I'm just typing.

Please don't post unless its rellevent to the topic at hand please.

On topic: I think it so hot when a man cries.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:18 pm

There may have been a line between interesting sex based discussion and flat out perversion back there somewhere...

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:25 pm

Original Sin wrote:There may have been a line between interesting sex based discussion and flat out perversion back there somewhere...

Haha, yeah.

That's why I know better than to talk about Sex on these boards. But what the hell. I'll give it a shot.

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Personally, When I'm with a girl. Sex is just one of those things you do.

For Example.

She: So, what do you want to do?
Me: I don't know, want to see a movie?
She: Nah, there's nothin' good out. Want to go have dinner somewhere?
Me: Nah, I already ate. Wanna fool round?
She: meh, alright.

I don't know, if whomever I'm dating likes to have sex. Sure, I'm down for it. If she want's to wait until she's married, that's fine too. Neither one bothers me. There's plenty of other things to do with my girl, besides stick my what's-a-dilly in her cha-cha.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:28 pm

Original Sin wrote:There may have been a line between interesting sex based discussion and flat out perversion back there somewhere...

Eh the 2 go hand in hand.

OMG LAST POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I slept with a rabbi once, he had a leather glove fetish.

I never thought yamacas(sp?) could be so sexy.