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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:40 pm
by chocobojoe
And I'm still perplexed about these Germans.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:32 pm
by Hoody2006
My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.
I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance
Hey its relivant.
With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:01 pm
by mexican ninja
Hoody2006 wrote:My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.
I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance
Hey its relivant.
With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action
You're so trendy.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:25 pm
by CaseyDidder
Hoody2006 wrote:My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.
I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance
Hey its relivant.
With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action
calling the kettle black eh?
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:06 pm
by Fagulous
dancing queen iu wrote:Fagulous wrote:Pheadra wrote:
Ah...that explains it....
This one time I hooked up with this dude on-line, I get to his house, and he like offers me a drink. He doesn't say much and its kinda akward, as hes watching Jay Leno while rubbing my leg. We're making out, and he isn't very good at it. I suggest we go to the bedroom, to get it over with. He says we can't cause his 3 year niece is sleeping in thar.
I was all like ummm, no that ruined the mood, gotta go bye.
Goddamnit.
People like you give gay men a bad wrap.
Me = monogamous
eh whatever, guys are guys, we are pigs, just because its easy to look down on people from the high road, doesn't make it bad.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:07 pm
by Fagulous
Hoody2006 wrote:My first sexual experiance was in the porn section of a magazine store. The owner locked the doors.
I got a blowjob, and some free porn. It was a beautiful touching experiance
Hey its relivant.
With your obvious intelligence i doubt you are getting any action
You'd be surprised how much action stupid people get.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:08 pm
by God Of Rock
Yeah, just look at the population of the United States.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:13 pm
by Fagulous
This one time, I was really drunk, and went to dees guyez house, and we did it.
One of thems said I had a 3-demisional brain, and then the other started yelling cause there was knives in the refrigerator. Then they started having a fist fight.
I left.
Remember you can learn from other people's stupidity.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:07 pm
by Hoody2006
You'd be surprised how much action stupid people get.
i guess that "stupid" routine works
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:19 pm
by Fagulous
Hoody2006 wrote:You'd be surprised how much action stupid people get.
i guess that "stupid" routine works
LYK OMG SUM1 ON TEH INTRAWEB HAS INSALTED MY INTELAHGANCE!!!!!!!! T_T T_T
MY SELF_ESTEAM HAST CRUMBLED LYKE DRIED LEEVES UNDUH SUM1S SHOO!!!! T_T T_T T_T
This one time this dude taught me how to give sloopy style blowjobs, it was messy, but I actually preffer it.
Also wrestling in olive oil is fun, but to all condom users out thar, don't have intercourse if you do that, it can make the condoms break.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:20 pm
by Pheadra
....shut up already.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:25 pm
by Fagulous
Pheadra wrote:....shut up already.
I haven't said anything, I'm just typing.
Please don't post unless its rellevent to the topic at hand please.
On topic: I think it so hot when a man cries.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:18 pm
by Original Sin
There may have been a line between interesting sex based discussion and flat out perversion back there somewhere...
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:25 pm
by Grubb
Original Sin wrote:There may have been a line between interesting sex based discussion and flat out perversion back there somewhere...
Haha, yeah.
That's why I know better than to talk about Sex on these boards. But what the hell. I'll give it a shot.
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Personally, When I'm with a girl. Sex is just one of those things you do.
For Example.
She: So, what do you want to do?
Me: I don't know, want to see a movie?
She: Nah, there's nothin' good out. Want to go have dinner somewhere?
Me: Nah, I already ate. Wanna fool round?
She: meh, alright.
I don't know, if whomever I'm dating likes to have sex. Sure, I'm down for it. If she want's to wait until she's married, that's fine too. Neither one bothers me. There's plenty of other things to do with my girl, besides stick my what's-a-dilly in her cha-cha.
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:28 pm
by Fagulous
Original Sin wrote:There may have been a line between interesting sex based discussion and flat out perversion back there somewhere...
Eh the 2 go hand in hand.
OMG LAST POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I slept with a rabbi once, he had a leather glove fetish.
I never thought yamacas(sp?) could be so sexy.