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You know you're ghetto when......

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As a conter for Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck", and for an express of relief from the past "Circle City Classic", I've decided to come up with this thing that's been done many times, but gets funnier everytime I see it.

I'll begin, then people can add them when they think of some.

You know you're ghetto when you're car's Wheels cost more than the car.

Continue...
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you know your ghetto when your teeth cost more then your car + wheels xD
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EAST SIDE!
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when your shoes our from a powerline
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when your shoes are off of a powerline
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djfooboo wrote:EAST SIDE!
Congradulations. You're Ghetto. :P
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When you lean back instead of adjusting the rearview mirror
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When you're from the ghetto.
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When you see a Churches Chicken?
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if others (who speak the same language) don't know what u r saying
1 milkshake..... 2 straws.

"hey! you don't know me, man!!"
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When you wear a hat sideways! Evry time i see that the person has always looked like a retard.
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Fagulous wrote:When you see a Churches Chicken?
You forgot the Liquor Store, the Chinese Resturant, and the Check Cashing place, all living on the same street. :lol:
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You know you're white when you walk by a group of
black people and they're talking about their 'baby girl' or
'baby boy' and what they're gonna do to said person
when they get home.

And then you wonder why most black people are pedophiles.
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You know you're ghetto when I shoot you in the head, and then kick your lifeless corpse for good measure.

Shouldn't have touched my car, G. :roll:
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When you take the battery out of the smoke detector for your beeper.

*insert picture of house burning down*
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