Practical plans to take over the world....and discussing....

Usagi~Lexiel · Post by **Usagi~Lexiel** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:13 pm

brainwash our offspring and fuse them with deadly machines?

any takers?

H E R O · Post by **H E R O** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:23 am

Actually, and no one naysay on this one, taking over the world wouldn't be as hard as it sounds. During the dissarmament of the Soviet Union, they dropped several thousand half-dismantled but still useable nukes into the Pacific Ocean. Get them and world could easily be yours.

Wait, that wasn't very HERO like...
I shouldn't have told you all that...

LikeableRodent · Post by **LikeableRodent** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:05 pm

H E R O wrote:Actually, and no one naysay on this one, taking over the world wouldn't be as hard as it sounds. During the dissarmament of the Soviet Union, they dropped several thousand half-dismantled but still useable nukes into the Pacific Ocean. Get them and world could easily be yours.

Wait, that wasn't very HERO like...
I shouldn't have told you all that...

There's no use being the ruler of the world if you bombed it to hell and there's nothing left.

This is where I'd bring up the concept of mutually assured destruction.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:15 pm

Furthermore, nuclear armageddon isn't a very attractive concept when fall-out blankets the world, and every one:
A) Dies.
B) Has three heads
C)Can crawl up walls and have a 20 foot long razor sharp tongue.

But if you really want to kill everyone to take over....

Zombies.
Then develop a chemical weapon that destroys all the zombies when
the carnage is over.
Clean slate.

Silent_Blade · Post by **Silent_Blade** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:17 pm

Mountain Goats!
They're the most fearsome creatures in existance, you throw a few of those bad boys in some major citys and you can wipe everyone out!

Not to mention they're got horns...That impale people!

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:49 pm

I hear that the WMDs that Bush was looking for were mountain goats!

LoveIsCaffeinated · Post by **LoveIsCaffeinated** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:09 pm

wow i haven't posted in forever.

actually i have a serious, step-by-step plan to take over the world. by this time in 50 years i will be your leader. no joke.

1. Get high grades in high school and get into Princeton University.
2. Graduate with honors while majoring in political science. work night and day studying nuclear chemistry as well, especially nuclear fission
3. Be elected as a trivial governmental leader, ie mayor, governor somewhere. Rule it well and write books about peace and politics.
4. Become widely accepted and appreciated political author and mind, specifically about world relations. This will allow you to continue to step 5.
5. Run for and win president.
6. Become allies with almost every nation in the world. Make peace in the middle east and build legions of followers of your peace plans in every country of the world.
7. Form a secret organization and organize these followers and give them specific instructions to further your cause for peace, especially building your arsenal of nuclear warheads.
8. With your insane connections, make your followers either leading in or extremely influential in all nations.
9. Invite all world leaders not a part of your awesome following to a conference for peace. Poison the punch.
10. All of your followers will step up and take over their respective countries. If there is any resistance, you've got those crazy nuclear warheads to threaten the world with.

Finally: RULE THE WORLD!

yes i'm awesome.

BladeFist87 · Post by **BladeFist87** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:19 am

LoveIsCaffeinated wrote:wow i haven't posted in forever.

actually i have a serious, step-by-step plan to take over the world. by this time in 50 years i will be your leader. no joke.

1. Get high grades in high school and get into Princeton University.
2. Graduate with honors while majoring in political science. work night and day studying nuclear chemistry as well, especially nuclear fission
3. Be elected as a trivial governmental leader, ie mayor, governor somewhere. Rule it well and write books about peace and politics.
4. Become widely accepted and appreciated political author and mind, specifically about world relations. This will allow you to continue to step 5.
5. Run for and win president.
6. Become allies with almost every nation in the world. Make peace in the middle east and build legions of followers of your peace plans in every country of the world.
7. Form a secret organization and organize these followers and give them specific instructions to further your cause for peace, especially building your arsenal of nuclear warheads.
8. With your insane connections, make your followers either leading in or extremely influential in all nations.
9. Invite all world leaders not a part of your awesome following to a conference for peace. Poison the punch.
10. All of your followers will step up and take over their respective countries. If there is any resistance, you've got those crazy nuclear warheads to threaten the world with.

Finally: RULE THE WORLD!

yes i'm awesome.

Or we could just hijack the nuclear warhead from Kerplaqistan and hold the world hostage for.....

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:20 am

Why make trillions when we can make............billions?